Last week, we linked to some brilliant posts about the two types of pen people: those who carry pens and those who steal them.
Now, we've found the perfect solution for those troublesome pen thieves. Check out Borrow My Pen? from Fred & Friends. It's a pack of ballpoint pens with the kind of slogans printed on them that no one wants to be caught carrying.
Among the choices:
Dr. Lance Hughes, Proctology
Turn your head and cough, 301 South Main (please use rear entrance)
Stuffed with Love Taxidermy
No pet too small - give us a call! (ask about our goldfish and turtle discount)
Pick up a pack or two and start carrying these pens. Next time someone asks to borrow one, hand over a Fred pen...there's a good chance you'll get it back.